An Internal Exam Misfires....

Scene 1:
Place: Our class
Time: 1:00 pm
Cast and Crew-
Actors:Prady,Dheeraj,Pradeep,Rajashekar
Direction:GOD(G-generates;O-operates;D-destroys)

At 1:00 pm I wasnt still sure how I could even give a decent attempt at the Electrical internal exam that was due in 40 minutes......Pradeep & Rajashekar werent looking as restless as me. Why would they? They would have been preparing yesterday while I was in Switzerland or Mauritius singing duets with Genelia...too much dreaming,man! Dheeraj was more than helping all of us to get geared up......Finally it was time to go........and I asked my best mate Dheeraj to wish me good luck........The asshole instead said I would land up with THE 'alternator experiment'.............

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Scene 2:
Place: Electrical Lab
Time:Bad Time
Cast and Crew-
Actors: Fate, Destiny, Bad Luck...........not me at all
Direction:GOD(G-gambling;O-only;D-destroys) & my EEE sir

If you are walking into a electrical lab for an exam , if you are not exactly well-prepared and if you are not one of those lucky idiots, then the last thing you would want is to end up with 'Regulation of 3-phase Alternator by Synchronous Experiment' whatever that means....I prayed to God, heavens, my EEE sirs and every diety that I could remember that I dont get it. But, He thought otherwise......and I ended up with the nightmare..........20 minutes, my paper was still blank and the sir called me for a one-on-one VIVA

Here we go,

Me: Good afternoon sir! (rather too politely)
Sir: Sit down! (couldve been less intimdating)
Me: Thank you sir!
Sir: So, 3-phase Alternator aah??? (smiling wickedly...)
Me: Yeeess sir......
Sir: What is a commutator?
Me: Something which commutes current sir. (quite confidently)
Sir: ???????What????O my god!!!
Me: !!!!!!!
Sir: Okay, what is the use of brushes in a generator? (he seemed shaken after my last answer)
Me: To clean sir.....
Sir: To clean????What clean? (he seemed unnerved)
Me: To clean the generator sir...... (doubtfully)
Sir: ???Baboi!!!!!! ehem?what is the principle of generator?
Me: To convert mechanical energy into electrical energy.
Sir: How does that happen?
Me: On the basis of Flemings Left Hand Rule?
Sir: Can you explain?

Me: Blah...blah...blah..... (I spoke rubbish all the while showing my right hand!)

Sir: You can go now!!! ( he was nodding his head in disbelief)
Me: Thank you sir!

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nothing improved in my paper too and I was more concentrating on 'personal' issues......to hell with the internal I thought.........and finally ended screwing it up big time and went out looking out for Dheeraj----to kill him.