Scene 1:Place: Our classTime: 1:00 pmCast and Crew- Actors:Prady,Dheeraj,Pradeep,Rajashekar
Direction:GOD(G-generates;O-operates;D-destroys)
At 1:00 pm I wasnt still sure how I could even give a decent attempt at the Electrical internal exam that was due in 40 minutes......Pradeep & Rajashekar werent looking as restless as me. Why would they? They would have been preparing yesterday while I was in Switzerland or Mauritius singing duets with Genelia...too much dreaming,man! Dheeraj was more than helping all of us to get geared up......Finally it was time to go........and I asked my best mate Dheeraj to wish me good luck........The asshole instead said I would land up with THE 'alternator experiment'.............
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Scene 2:Place: Electrical Lab
Time:Bad Time
Cast and Crew- Actors: Fate, Destiny, Bad Luck...........not me at all
Direction:GOD(G-gambling;O-only;D-destroys) & my EEE sir
If you are walking into a electrical lab for an exam , if you are not exactly well-prepared and if you are not one of those lucky idiots, then the last thing you would want is to end up with 'Regulation of 3-phase Alternator by Synchronous Experiment' whatever that means....I prayed to God, heavens, my EEE sirs and every diety that I could remember that I dont get it. But, He thought otherwise......and I ended up with the nightmare..........20 minutes, my paper was still blank and the sir called me for a one-on-one VIVA
Here we go,
Me: Good afternoon sir!
(rather too politely)Sir: Sit down!
(couldve been less intimdating)Me: Thank you sir!
Sir: So, 3-phase Alternator aah???
(smiling wickedly...)Me: Yeeess sir......
Sir: What is a commutator?
Me: Something which commutes current sir.
(quite confidently)Sir: ???????What????O my god!!!
Me: !!!!!!!
Sir: Okay, what is the use of brushes in a generator?
(he seemed shaken after my last answer)Me: To clean sir.....
Sir: To clean????What clean?
(he seemed unnerved)Me: To clean the generator sir......
(doubtfully)Sir: ???Baboi!!!!!! ehem?what is the principle of generator?
Me: To convert mechanical energy into electrical energy.
Sir: How does that happen?
Me: On the basis of Flemings Left Hand Rule?
Sir: Can you explain?
Me: Blah...blah...blah..... (I spoke rubbish all the while showing my right hand!)
Sir: You can go now!!!
( he was nodding his head in disbelief)Me: Thank you sir!
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nothing improved in my paper too and I was more concentrating on 'personal' issues......to hell with the internal I thought.........and finally ended screwing it up big time and went out looking out for Dheeraj----
to kill him.